Hi Nina,
I am one of Batman’s fans too, but i haven’t figured out your riddle. He shouldn’t be wearing something on his head, and he looks like a cat???hehehe…
hahaha :lol: now that I think about it, he does look like a cat more than a bat with that mask.
Ok, here’s one more clue, look to the lower part of the anatomy. Keep trying, but if you want to know the answer right now, all you need to do is ask beb! 
hard to breathe?
Nina, still no idea about Batman… what part do you mean? 
If I’ve already posted this, please forgive me.
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This guy walks into a bar. What does he say?
Ouch!
Rosa’s riddle: When you bake a cake? But Aereal’s answer is much better
Aereal, I mean exactly what I said, his lower part of anatomy…if I say it clearer I’d be giving you the answer 
Hi Nina and Aereal,
I can’t wait to tell you the answer. :lol: Nina, you almost got it right when you refered it to the cooking stuff. Please have another try. :lol:
Rosalisa,
an egg?
Aereal, I think your guess turned out to be spot on!
Rosalisa?
Hi Nina,
Tail?
Yes, Pamela…Aereal, you got it right. :lol:
duhh…Rosa, we mix eggs in cakes too…hehe just joking :lol:
anyway Pamela, what’s a tail got to do with Batman? when did he grow one? That’s Catwoman say(means darling in malay/indonesian,pronounced sai)hehe…
I guess I’m just going to tell. Well, my first answer to this riddle was, he wears it because he doesn’t want to be recognised and my friend asked me but why is that?
So I said, he doesn’t want to get caught and he said “No, he wears it because he doesn’t want to be recognised because he’s so embarrased his stylist made him wear his underwear over his costume”…hehe :lol:
Do you guys get the joke? After the riddle I never looked at Superman and his superhero friends the same way again.
Batman is not a man but woman, right? Some more tips, Nina?
The Batman that I know is pretty much a man (love Michael Keaton’s mouth!)and I think he’s from the US but I don’t know if they have like other version of Batman in other country…in Russia maybe?
I know that Batman is a man(I liked it with Michael Keaton!!!), but maybe in this case he turned out to be a woman. :lol:
You didn’t read the answer I gave?He was just embarrased that he has to wear the underwear over the spandex costume.
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”
They’re things people actually said in court, word for word.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteen.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: Did he kill you?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Owh, Aereal, this one is soo good :lol:
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This is not humor, per se. However, it is full of sarcasm and some dry humor. I probably need to edit them, but I meant it to be an informal site anyway.
Hi,
You may be interested that some of Bible parts were retranslated by Jan
( I have found some mistakes in previous translation ).
The story about Jesus Christ and his Apostles:
Jesus and his Apostles were traveling by boat then the rapid storm appeared on the lake , they were far away from shore and Saint Peter suddenly realized that their boat is to weak to stand against waves and they probably would die
Saint Peter said : My Lord we would sink…
Jesus : so weak is Your faith Peter ?
Peter : but my Lord our boat is full of water and we are taking more… we may sink.
Jesus : follow me and he has jumped over on surface and very cautiously has started to walk towards the beach.
Happy Apostles have jumped after him but all of them have started to sink on the spot.
Peter : My Lord we are sinking we are sinners our faith is to weak.
Jesus : Use the dolphins idiot … You can’t just walk on water !!!
Well the old Greek is very hard to translate I could do some mistakes
My apologizes
Your Faithful Jan
BLASPHEMY!
(hehe – that was funny)