Here’s one of mine:
[color=blue]A man walks up in the parking lot and say’s “see those 2 cars over there, I bet I can take off my shoes and jump over them.” How is this possible?
[size=150]Care to guess?[/size]
Anyone could jump over his shoes!! 
so funny))) LOL
Pretty clever, I must admit my friend carb. although you ratted me out. How did you do it?
[color=blue]My compliments…lolo…lol
Rat sb out? What does it mean?
That’s just what you did, rat som out means to reveal someone’s secret.
[size=150][color=blue]Greetings…[/size]
hardy har har there rich
[color=blue]I see yo are back, what’s with you buddy?
[size=150]har har? is this you laughter or what?[/size]