Yahoo audibles

NinaZara · September 2, 2007, 2:58pm

Hello,

I spend a lot of time chatting on Yahoo Messenger. I am sure a lot of us do. Recently I have developed a fondness for audibles but I cannot understand some of them.

Here are the ones that I need help understanding.

Thank you in advance,

Nina

Yankee · September 2, 2007, 3:17pm

NinaZara:

You got a little brown on your nose sweetie. [color=blue]Sounds like a reference to a “brown-noser”.

They said you were a great asset… I told them they were off by two letters. [color=blue]What word do you get when you remove the E and the T from the word “asset”? :shock: :lol:

When your IQ reaches 50, you should sell! [color=blue]To me, this would be a way of telling someone that they are incredibly stupid, and that an IQ of 50 is the highest they can ever hope to achieve.

Can I trade this here job for what’s behind door number 1? [color=blue]“Behind door number one” is a reference to a well-known game show, and the sentence suggests that any job would be better than the one I have now.

Heavy night last night. [color=blue]My guess is that the person had way too much to drink (alcohol) last night and is now suffering from a hangover.

Taxi for Juan Kerr! [color=blue]I’d never heard this one, but a little googling found this information:
urbandictionary.com/define.p … =juan+kerr
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker

“Juan Kerr” seems to be a British joke and a play on words (“wanker”).

NinaZara · September 2, 2007, 3:34pm

Thanks Amy. You are very helpful. I guessed number 3 and 4 rightly.

Number two is funny and cute, I am excited to use this the next time I chat with my friends!

And this is embarrassing, but I have guessed that number 5 has a sexy meaning though I failed to imagine what. No comment for number 6.

Thank you Amy, you’re a doll and I mean it

Yankee · September 2, 2007, 3:46pm

Thanks, Nina.

I was guessing on number 5. It may well have a meaning more along the lines of what you were thinking of.
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