Hi Klpno,
I corrected some of this punctuation in my previous message. You obviously didn’t spot it, so please take careful note.
So you went for an interview there?
Yes.
I can’t understand why you are itching to work in that place.
As if you wouldn’t like to work there yourself.
Who? Me? No way! I’m fine here. I’m the Deputy Head of Sales here. Who would I be there?
“Who would I be there?” is okay in informal conversation where you can place the correct emphasis on the speech for people to understand your meaning. In writing, you should use something like, “What position would I hold there?”