When you get too addicted to...

… anglais – fuis en France!

Grammar:
U[photo]1507[/photo] make a noun out of an adjective by combining the adjective with the, called Collective Adjective. Please note, this kind of Collective Noun is not regarded as singular as usually.
When the going gets tough, the though get going.
Punctuation:
Contrary to the original, I left out the quotation marks around last-gaspers. When coining a figurative phrase, quotation marks are fair but not for a literal-known one like last-gasp, I think.
Pronunciation:
ˌælkəˈlɪk but ˈælkəhɒlɪzəm

Ahoi