What is SECS/GEM Protocol?
I don’t know anything about that, but since I went to look it up, it probably has something to do with computer technology. However, be that as it may. The other day I was watching an episode of 'Are You Being Served?, titled, ‘The German Week’. Mrs Slocombe and the rest of the staff of Grace Brothers were reluctant to push German goods and when Captain Peacock handed her a box of sechs Unterhosen - six undertrousers or knickers - it’s very strange, but I got sexually aroused. It reminded me of a very handsome man I once knew. I used to be very angry with him, but not any more. I saw a photograph of him a few months ago and being in his seventies, he is no less attractive than he was back then. Actually he’s very special.
This will probably not help you, but I just needed to say that.