Here are some quotes for you people. I hope you would enjoy them!
1- The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
2-A fellow who is always declaring he is no fool, usually has his suspicions.
3- You should never argue with a fool. People may not know the difference.
4- When it comes to picking speed from a dead stop, you cannot beat a bus you have just missed.
5- Extreme fatness is a proof that God does not help those who help themselves.
6- There are only two ways to impress a beautiful woman. Both are wrong.
7- A minor operation is one performed on someone else.
PS: I really do not know how come I sent it as part of some other thread!!! Torsten; could you please delete it from there?