Now if you’ve got a minute to spare, how about filling in the blanks with something meaningful (and acceptable too)?

‘A documentary crew were following the team during the campaign and were in the dressing room at half-time of a game at Blackpool when this exchange with two players happened… "You, you little [A] ****, when I tell you to do something - and you, you [B] ******* big [C] **** - when I tell you to do something, do it. "And if you come back at me we can have a right sort out in here, all right? And yer can pair up if yer like, and you can [D] ******* pick someone to help yer, and yer can bring yer dinner n’ all. Cos by the time I’ve finished with yer, you’ll [E] ******* need it. “Do you [F] ******* hear what I’m saying or not?”’

(It’s not me, it’s the BBC’s ‘best managerial rant’ contest—and it’s the winner!)