Meaning of "You have two giraffes"

English as a Second Language English Vocabulary, Grammar and Idioms
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SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

What does this mean?

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Thanks!

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In the real world, some governments pay you an extra monthly child allowance for your second, third and fourth baby.

In surreal worlds, governments usually make you take harmonica lessons if you have two giraffes.

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so, it is good or bad?

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If you are frightened by harmonicas, then it’s bad. But if you are a folk musician, then it’s good. At least until the giraffes start to play the kazoo…

Actually, it just means that it’s weird, or kind of like a dream that doesn’t make sense. It’s supposed to be a joke.