Meaning of attendence ("people like you dance attendence on me")

English as a Second Language English Vocabulary, Grammar and Idioms
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''Re ''people like you dance attendence on me'' means they do what i tell them right? ""I want to upchuck over you or on you?
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Please remember that I told you not to use that greeting-- save it for your girlfriend (if you are a boy) or boyfriend (if you are a girl) or significant other (if you are gay). Use ‘Dear Teacher’ or ‘Dear English-test.net’ or something similar; in these, ‘Dear’ is not an endearment, but a stylized salutation.

Look at some of the other posts here. Posters here use such casual, friendly greetings as ‘Hi, everyone’ or just ‘Hello’.
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I have joined other forums. i wrote the same.they never insult me as you are doing.please i want to learn English from Uk and American teachers not Japani one who doesn’t know anything but to write everything by using a dictionary.where are other teachers.tell me if it’s wrong to say ‘‘sweet and respected’’ should i bring a british teacher here to explain for you.or maybe his English is different :shock:
What if someone uses ‘‘love’’ for you what will you say?
You’ll call him a gay.
let me explain.
‘‘love’’ is used to address somebody in a friendly way.
we can’'t be a teacher by buying two dictionaries.
Where are other teachers please?

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Hi Twilit

Mister Micawber was not insulting you. He was giving you some very good advice.
In the UK and in the US, it would be inappropriate and unnatural to begin a letter or an e-mail or a forum post with “My sweet and dear teachers”.
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Hi Twilit

I’d say there is a little more to it than that. People who dance attendance on Person X probably do many things for the Person X without Person X even saying anything at all.
dictionary.reference.com/browse/ … dance?r=14

It’s an odd sort of sentence and the word “upchuck” is (to me) extremely informal, but theoretically you could say either “I want to upchuck all over you” OR “I want to upchuck on you”, and the meaning would then be about the same.
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Hi Twilit

Just for the record, I’ve not seen Mr. Micawber insult anyone here or on other forums. He is a very decent teacher, and hundreds of students benefit from his vast expertise every single day.

He’s given you some very good advice; please make the most of it.

Tom