Dear Diary,
Went away at the weekend. Stayed in the country in a house that’s sport friendly.
Saturday watched two women beating the living daylights out of a ball at Wimbledon. Retired shattered.
Sunday watched two men beating the living daylights out of a ball at Wimbledon. Later saw twenty-two men beating the living daylights out of a much bigger ball in Berlin and then beating the living daylights out of each other. Retired exhausted.
Monday talked endlessly about this daylight beating of balls. Retired worn out.
Tuesday came home.
Note to self: must get out more.