Have you ever had a stalker follow you round from forum to forum?
Incessantly.
Two or three years ago, I registered at all the major ESL forums. Since that day, countless other persons have had the impudence to follow suit.
I call it a diabolical liberty.
MrP
Right. Poor you. And did they all write personal comments about you, pick your private life apart, attempt to turn other posters against you, try to hurt you in every way they could because they had some weird obsession with you? Did they all do that?
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How did you know?
MrP
Well, I guess it’s normal that you’ve beome a stalker after being, as you say, stalked by thousands. You’re bruised and feel like hitting back, right, dearie?
On the contrary. It was kind of them to take an interest.
All the best,
MrP
I see. Your off-forum life is full of uncaring folks, right?
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Out of curiosity, Molly, do you think I’ve been stalking MrP, too?
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Naa, just flocking around him. 
On the contrary. Everyone here is perfectly delightful.
What about at your end?
MrP
Why don’t you come over? I’m sure we can have a ball.
:?
You’re inviting your “stalker” to visit you?
Sounds a bit irregular to me.
MrP
One has always been taught to confront the things which/that would wish to harm one. I’m ready. :evil:
Well, of course, you’re assuming I think you want to “harm” me. But that seems most improbable. I think you’re just pulling everyone’s leg.
MrP
And you are testing everyone’s tolerance levels with your off-topic jaunts.
I like the deliberate typos, by the way.
(“…To give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative…”)
MrP
Come on boys and girls
Don´t you think it is time to put your balls away, and play nicely.
After all this maybe off putting for other users, innit. :!:
MrP? Stop his off-topic nonsense? C’mon, Stew, he thrives on it.
Stew has a good point here.
If the two of you can’t bury the hatchet, maybe you should exchange email addresses :!:
Somehow I doubt that an exchange of email addresses would be completely satisfying to either party, Ralf. Exchanging phone numbers might be better.
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