Boris and Angela are having dinner today to finally solve the Brexit mess once and for all. Rumor has it that Boris has been working on a proposal to found a new European Union with the England and Wales as it founding members. Prussia and parts of Bavaria might be allowed to join in provided their populations agree to substitute their current languages with Gaelic which will be the only official language accepted. As far as I can tell from my meetings with Angela, she is very fond of the idea and will most certainly agree to the proposal under certain conditions.
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With Boorish Johnson even pigs can fly - at least in his own befuddled mind.
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I agree but from what I’ve been hearing Boorish Johnson as you call him has been making headway with his secret project of reuniting the US with the UK into the United Kingdom of Great Britain and the Trump counties.
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