A funny joke from your location

This topic is for funny jokes from different countries …

A patient went to a doctor and said, “I have a problem”
The doctor: What is that?
The patient: “every time I speak about some thing, I forget it immediately”.
The doctor: How long do you suffer from this problem?
The patient: Which problem?

Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!!”

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “BITCH!!”

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

So how did it end? Did the woman crash into the bitch or did she swerve?
PS: tongue 'n cheek.