Good evening everyone;
English is fun 
I think that one of the best forms of knowledge transfer - photo - cartoon!
A good night
Good evening everyone;
Hello Mr. Tolek,
I will sleep in laughing because I read your puns before turn off the light. I hope I will have sweet dreams. One is better than the other.
Goodnight to you.
Have you know Popeye, the sailor? Who became especially strong when he ate spinach.
The question is how to delete a double post? instructions please - very please, because I can not comprehend this navigation 
Mr. Tolek,
The double posts are no problem, but if it disturbs you write a line to Beeezeees she always deletes them with pleasure.
Hi, Kati
I’m probably nosy now, but Mr. Tolek is too much caught by seafood and doctors for no-reason-laughing, so I took another look at his sparrow: I don’t see it in danger – it is very calm and careless, feeling good after the sand bath. Besides, Mr. Tolek is watching from behind the camera, so poor little bird won’t get killed.
Looking at your thrush, I’d say that’s the one “en garde” … to say so, since you mentioned swards :))))
It’s ready to take off, but that’s because it surely has something else to do – a nest for example 
Dear Kati, have you heard the woodpecker this year? I can hear it very often while walking the dog.
I’m thinking that the trees in my street must be very sick and Dr.Woody is treating them. I’d like to see it, but it doesn’t want to show its feathers to me
Regards,
Monica
I noticed that after posting a message, there are 3 buttons on top of it for a while: “Record”, “Edit” and “X”. Simply press “X” and your unwanted message will be deleted.
Look at me, if I could kill anything the living? there is no option! What to delete posts - when you paste an image or add a record, there is no ‘x’ to cancel - there is a problem;
We need help Admin, we go to bed - I do not get up for work tomorrow, kisses
Of course you can’t kill the bird -that’s what I wanted to say, because you were watching, not chasing it. I think I was sleepy when I wrote that weird sentence
About my “X” - I didn’t know that a picture makes it disappear. I’ll do some research about it in the future.
Hello Monica,
Our eye-glasses are different.I saw that this little sparrow - being bathed in the sand - is a danger because it is exactly below the heavy seat, and by any chance a pest of child on the side would slam the opposite seat …it would strike our sparrow dead…if by any means he can fly away.
I see my thrush a helpless, being at the capital’s mercy. The thrushes only the last time came into the big towns.
What do you say to this new joke?
There once was a very large lady in our town. She wore a dress size 16. I knew her when she was young, but she had a much smaller size.
Why do you think she is now wearing a size 16?
I guess she just 8 + 8 (ate and ate).
Good night! I am very sleepy.
Monica, as you see from my previous letter who on earth can I think of Mr Tolek that he wanted to kill a bird. I thought that he thought also “on what a dangerous place chose this little sparrow.” Or am I mistaken?
Yes Kati, the sparrow chose a dangerous place, but who knows who had sent Mr.Tolek there to see it and to protect it. I think the bird feels that it’s having a protector, that’s why it’s so careless, ha ha
Why size 16? because 8+8=16? I can’t see anything else, because it’s too dark outside
Maybe tomorrow in the day light.
As I showed before, Good night!
The future is right now, because I added the Good-night picture and, MrTolek, you’re right: there’s no “X” on the top of that post. No way to delete it. You need real help to do that, but a double message is not bad, in fact it’s cute, it’s like twins: identical. I posted three twins like that one day
Dear Kati,
It’s still dark outside but I saw a light at the end of the tunnel and I caught the idea: as you said, she eight and eight … ate and ate … good joke!
Now I can do what you do and I will, in a minute.
Bye.
Welcome back … a bit of humor in the evening.
I clarify - I love animals - I love people - I love everything that is worth loving …
I would not hurt a fly!
Regards
Word wit
at the shrink
A psychiatrist had a masquerade party for his patients and asked each to dress as an emotion. the first came all in red and told him he was red with anger. the second dressed in green said he was green with envy. the third was dressed in black holding a pear. the doctor said “what emotion do you represent?” “well” he replied “i am dark with dis pear”
toilette-humor.com/dangerous … iger.shtml
You will see a picture, and you have to click it. Surprise.
Now I Understand Cheese a Litte Better
Hello everyone - especially ladies 
Please do not laugh, I have a question! How are the rightly describe the women’s purse? For example, such:
ebay.co.uk/sch/aga_b251981/m … 7675.l2562
This is the real English in my performance! Thanks so much for all the help and suggestions. Kisses
MrBlok
As you can see from the descriptions on those pages: handbag, in the UK.
Thanks. The handbags used to be always beyond belief. It is a very important accessory for the woman’s fashion.
DESIGNER HANDBAG
PURSE
HANDBAG
SHOULDER BAG
And the line - in shape, colour, brand- is endless. I have to say that every handbag has its mistake I never found a handbag which would have been good for me. I am unable to find the things in them, and at last I have to overturn everything and searching what I need.