7-Eleven microwavable meat patty

English as a Second Language English Vocabulary, Grammar and Idioms
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“I cannot believe that these people actually exchange real American currency for this square, steamed mixture of rodent feces and sawdust on a tiny bun. This is the bastard love child of a 7-Eleven microwavable meat patty and the entrail drippings of roadkill left to fester on Midwestern highways in the hot July sun. Happily it’s as thin as a Post-it note so as not to avoid inadvertently engaging your gag reflex.”

Does “7-Eleven microwavable meat patty” mean “meat patty” that is cooked in a microwave oven between 7 am and 11 am?

Thank you.

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No, 7-Eleven is a chain of convenience stores - small markets - in the US. I think they used to be open from 7am to 11pm but now they are generally open 24 hours a day. They are known for selling ready-made foods that are not always very tasty.

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I see they are talking about White Castle hamburgers, which I think are awesome. They do have a sort of slimy texture which is unappetizing to some people, but the taste is unique and amazing.

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Thank you, Luschen.