How can I make this message clearer and less wordy?

[Torsten]

Exactly

Rhyming slang

Hi, Ever heard of rhyming slang? You use a phrase or word that rhymes with the word you actually mean. Here’s an example: He’s just had a quarrel with his trouble and strife = his wife. What do you think these mean (answers from non-native speakers only)? She never said a Dickie bird. He’s always opening his north and south, He looked lovingly into her mince pies. She fell down the apples and pears. Let’s have a butcher’s (hook). He bought himself a new whistle (and flute) Alan