Why people read my topics?

English as a Second Language What do you want to talk about?
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Because they love reality.

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They love my dumb way of writings. Than the fake writings.

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There are thousands of actors in the world.

Why only a few of them win Oscar?

That’s the answer between natural and fake.

Naturally, people don’t like Fake things.

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If you envy of me, try to write things natural.

That’s my secret.

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If you are envious of me, try to write things naturally.
or
If you envy me, try to write things naturally.

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Yeah Coach,

Still I want to say it here Natural. Kinda my own grammar. ( I don’t want to say it here Natural ly, which tones down my voice. ) I don’t know.

Thanks.

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I say it, if you envy me, and put 'of as a gift. lol

Thank you…

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Yes, why?
Because you write in a funny way?
Because you have unusual and interesting ideas (ingenious I’d say)?
Because you play with words, with your own mind and with ours ?!
Maybe.

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Because of it:
*
" I say it, if you envy me, and put 'of as a gift. lol "

Thank you Kyaw!!! I love it!

Alicja

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Hi Kyaw. I want to read your posts ,because I’m very curious to know whether you have really IQ 40.

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Hi, Kiaw
I can’t believe it!
I read “window cleaner “ four times and never “widow cleaner”! (see “What is your job?”)
See that I was right? You play with words and with minds!
You knew that we read by scanning the text, that we see words and groups of words, not letters, so you tricked some of us, surely me!
It was very amusing and still is.
Now, seriously!
I’ve been curious to read your posts from the beginning, so you see, curiosity is another reason. I think it comes from our need to escape from ordinary, from routine, from being exact. We look for unusual, unexpected, inexact things or facts which make us feel good. It’s like salt and pepper in a good meal.
You deliver plenty of salt and pepper.
Monica

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To Dear Monica,

In fact, I was so afraid to write this very topic. I might annoy the respectable readers?
But, I’m so flattered to read your kind comments.

Some window cleaners, at the same time, can be widow cleaners as well. A hee.

Have fun!

I’m One proud ( not too ) that you like my writings. Thanks a millions.
Let me think? You love spicy food, don’t you?

( P.S- I can feel it you are a very good writer yourself. )

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My dear Big Girl ( Alicja ),

I dreamt of an angel last night and now I found you.

I really miss you sometimes. But I know your kind of species can kick around things. So I keep my feelings in my slow throbbing heart.

Play sometimes with me when you free. Will you.

I love you.

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Dear Gregory,

I love you read my writings.

Thanks for that too.

I hope my writings are not too cheeky for your likings.

Yes, of course 40 is my highest IQ. Mostly I have 25 only.

Thanks again.

Have fun!

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Dear Kyaw!

I’m deeply moved by your message. I think that similar souls think the similar way. And they even don’t need words to understand each other.
But I find you as a master of expression of it,- what you want to express-
in the simplest way. This ability is unique. Don’t waste your natural gift.

Enchanted by it–Alicja

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Dear Alicja,

How’s the weather.

We are into so called cold season. But it’s scorching in daytimes.

Don’t come and see us, the Burmese in this season. See the charred catfish. Same, same.

Have fun!

P.s - Don’t try to raise my IQ too much at one time. Slow slow, go go they say.

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Dear Kyaw!

The weather? Oh, today is horrible. I was just preparing myself to leave my house and stert to Burma for a better time-when I saw your message.

Thank you for your warning! Now I must unpack my luggage. There was not much clothing because I was sure that there in Burma ,is still a hot time.

And this wrist watches, -I took as the souvenirs for you, -not so heavy. Just valuable

gilded paper.

My dear, you always send me such easy topics. Maybe I’ll be able to cough out -something.

You know-my IQ is much ,much lower.

Today I had a little time. That is why my message is so excessive.
.
Alicja:))

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Dear Kyaw!

The weather? Oh, today is horrible. I was just preparing myself to leave my house and stert to Burma for a better time-when I saw your message.

Thank you for your warning! Now I must unpack my luggage. There was not much clothing because I was sure that there in Burma ,is still a hot time.

And this wrist watches, -I took as the souvenirs for you, -not so heavy. Just valuable

gilded paper.

My dear, you always send me such easy topics. Maybe I’ll be able to cough out -something.

You know-my IQ is much ,much lower.

Today I had a little time. That is why my message is so excessive.
.
Alicja:))

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So excessive, and in addition 2x!!!

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Scorching, scorching…??? It must be rather hot…doesn’t it?