Sentence: Who do you have here to get on your nerves?

English as a Second Language English Vocabulary, Grammar and Idioms
1

Can one say:

[color=red]1-Who do you have here to get on your nerves?
instead of:
[color=blue]2-Who is there to get on your nerves here?

I use 2. To me 1 could only be used ironically. Literally it means that you want someone to get on your nerves and I am asking you whether you have someone here to get on your nerves for you.

2

I think your assessment is largely accurate. Sentence 2 would usually mean, “Look around! There is no one here who will get on your nerves!” It is slightly sarcastic.