“Right, that’s enough!”: Queen reinstates absolute monarchy

Congrats to all our British friends and @Alan in particular on the good news:

London (dpo) - In the face of the chaotic state of British politics regarding the Brexit process, HM Queen Elizabeth II has announced that she has had quite enough. Today in a televised speech the 91 year old monarch declared that the system of parliamentary monarchy was to transition to one of absolute monarchy with immediate effect.
“I have had to watch this laughable democratic spectacle for long enough and I am not amused.” The Queen was visibly irked during her speech to her subjects. “Pointless snap elections, unstable majorities, shilly-shallying on the direction of Brexit, failed votings, motions of censure, Boorish Boris Johnson… that is quite enough!”
All future political issues will therefore fall under the Queen’s jurisdiction once again. Parliament has been completely dissolved and the Queen’s Guard have thrown former Prime Minister Theresa May into the dungeon along with several other former politicians and government ministers.

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