In kindergarten some of us were mean to a classmate. One day we (I don’t remember who actually did this) took his Chuck Taylor shoes and bent the tips backwards so that the tips pointed straight up. We were sent to the principal’s office for that offense.
In seventh grade our usual math teacher had to leave the classroom for maybe 15 minutes, so the Home-Ec teacher stopped by to babysit us. As she made her way into the room, coming forward from behind the class and still behind me, I said “Well hello there, Sandy Thompson.” She was not amused.
In fifth grade English class we had a substitute teacher who was an older gent originally from Germany. Not meaning to be a smartass but simply out of curiosity, I asked him if he was a Nazi. This offended him mightily. He must have told our regular teacher about it, because I was reprimanded for it the next day.
Many things about Top Gun were attractive to a 10-year-old, one being the cool over-under high-five of Maverick and Goose. During gym class the day after seeing the film, a friend and I did this every time we made a good play, to the point that Mr. D got sick of it and made us play patty-cake in the corner for the remainder of the class. Mr. D was okay, but an even more vivid memory is from the first day of gym class in kindergarten: He pronounced my (soon-to-be) friend Sean’s name “seen”. He also murdered poor Sean’s last name. First impressions…
In fifth grade during Library class we all played this floppy-disk quiz game about American history. There were two students to each Apple 2E computer, and each team strived to earn the top score on these quizzes. Somewhere along the way we had been taught some Basic programming, so my friend Dave and I put it to good work: we re-programmed our disks with the title “Sexy Girls” and changed the quiz questions from things like “Who was the third president?” to “Who is a better kisser, Stacy or Jenny?”
It resulted in another furious teacher and, of course, we had to fix the disks.
I can still taste the pizza, tacos, and lasagna – still my favorite lasagna – from that grade school. Memory can be a powerful thing, and it’s especially beneficial when it conjures fond memories of things like the aforementioned schoolboy escapades (all fond memories except for poor Billy’s shoes, though they were canvas and were returned to their normal shape), the taste of the food we ate, the sound of a locker being slammed shut. Thinking back… how lucky we were to be in that environment.