Thanks for the article, Tamara!
You know, my initial reaction to “would haven’t” was exactly the same as the author’s: I also couldn’t imagine anyone ever actually saying something so utterly ungrammatical. Never.
But after reading the author’s theory, it started to sound more possible — in spoken English. :shock:
But still…I attempted to pronounce “woulda-n’t” and found it next to impossible to do satisfactorily. I guess I shouldan’t bothered trying… :lol: