Anecdote about earthquake

The last one:
“Another piffle: The puce apple fell down from the desk. Teacher stop leapping -said a pupil. The peckish and pudgy man said petrified -I think it’s a pother. It’s an earthquake-. And it was…”
-Make it more suitable for my eyes. Embellish it with grammar’s rules.
Based on a true anecdote. July 29 08, CA, USA 5.4 Ritcher’s scale.
By the way, I’m sleepy. I must go to bed : )